In the wake of the recent year's political turmoil, I have come to the conclusion that America needs change. Not Obama change, we know how conservative white people feel about that! No, I am talking earth shattering, mind blowing, glorious change. Change like that doesn't come easily and I am convinced that a government of more than one office simply could never accomplish the sweeping change that we will need to continue to be the world's best country. Therefore, I will need to abolish the old system of representation and simply assume control. With most of us knowing more about the cast of "Jersey Shore" and wondering who is getting a rose at the next rose ceremony, it shouldn't be too hard.
Here are a few of the ideas that I believe will put us back on the track to prosperity:
1. I think forced sterilization until you can prove your worth is an excellent idea. Obviously, educationally, the US is struggling, every country we have conquered militarily is kicking our ass educationally and economically. In our country you have to have a license to drive, vote, work in most professions and even fish or hunt. But, when it comes to breeding........hell, let the dumbasses at it. And boy, are they good at it. It seems that the dumber people are, the more fertile they are. Think Des Moine septuplets. If the trailer's rockin', don't bother knockin'.....and don't wake up the 8 kids asleep in the other bedroom. Mandatory sterilization would solve so many problems currently plauging our society. Here is the plan. When children start school, they receive a report card, like in the old days. Each time they pass a year or prove exceptional worth, they get a star. When their card is full of stars, stop sterilizing. You are now free to breed. Go fornicate with society's blessing. Godspeed. If, however, you lose your card or fail to fill it with stars......keep the drugs flowing. In only a few short years, test scores will begin to rise, standard of living and health will improve dramatically, the country's revenue situation will improve dramatically, welfare should cease to be needed, etc. It may be the single most effective legislation in our fine country's history. Now, before you call this idea racist or Nazi inspired, understand it is not based on any physical or religious standard, just incompetence......and that is something I think we can all get behind! In fact, the Mormons have already taken great strides toward this measure. Whether you agree with them religiously or not, you must admit they are very smart citizens and generally high acheivers. Damn you, Tim Tebow. While the Mormon students are in college at BYU, they are strongly encouraged to take a mate (yes, there are even marriage assistance programs on campus....I have been there.). They are even threatened that failing to mate with a compatible, college educated fellow Mormon may have eternal consequences. Good Mormon students are expected to marry, mate and as quick as possible breed enough to fill up a mini van full of young outliers worthy of the obligatory LDS sticker in the back window. Currently, Mormonism is the fasting growing faith in the world and the second richest in the world, right behind the Catholics.....and they had a bid head start. Folks......if we want proof of selective breeding ......look no further. It will work based on aptitude as well. The best part is everyone gets a fair shot, even illegal aliens......which brings me to my next point. Simplify immigration.
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